Purely Belter
Overview
Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. But they are nothing if not resourceful, and they set themselves a mission to raise the cash. While they think up increasingly outlandish money making schemes - from selling junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of housebreaking - real life begins to interfere with the pair's final scam going hilariously awry landing them in jail, only to discover that their punishment gets them exactly where they want to be!
Release date
03/11/2000
Votes
34
Popularity
0.7
Chris Beattie
Gerry McCarten
Greg McLane
Sewell
Charlie Hardwick
Mrs. McCarten
Roy Hudd
Mr. Sewell
Tim Healy
Mr. McCarten
Kevin Whately
Mr. Caird
Kerry Ann Christiansen
Bridget
Jody Baldwin
Gemma
Tracey Wilkinson
Mrs. Caird
Willie Ross
Ginga
Tracy Whitwell
Clare
Su Elliot
Mrs Brabin
Daniel James Lake
Matthew Brabin
Libby Davison
Miss Warren
Val McLane
Maureen
Adam Fogerty
Zak
Anne Orwin
Auntie Maud
Lynne Wilmot
Cashier
Brendan P. Healy
Park Worker
Alan Shearer
Himself
Charlie Richmond
Mally
Billy Fane
Bingo caller
Kate Garbutt
Baby Sheara
Laura Garbutt
Baby Sheara
Jo-Anne Horan
Waterstone's assistant
Rebekah Joy Gilgan
Cashier 1
Michael Hodgson
Business man
Bill Gerard
Policeman
Phil Swinburne
Policeman
Joyce Gibbs
Magistrate
Christopher Connel
Vicar
Veronica Twidle
Old dear
Chris Wiper
Jimmy
Richard Dawson
Bright boy
Helen Parker
Bright girl
Adam Moran
Darren
Anna-Marie Gascoigne
Dinner lady
Joanne Hickson
Janine
Hayley Murray
Kebab shop girl
Madeleine Moffat
Mrs. Harvey
Trevor Fox
Car park attendant
Dylan Barnes
Edgy man (Uncredited)
Liam Elcoat
Park boy (Uncredited)
Cat LaCohie
Lindsey (Uncredited)
Original Soundtrack
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The Return
Simran
St. Pauli Forever
Guys & Balls
The Getaway
Hattrick
Jada
It's in the Bank
Conspiracy '58
The 1:10 Score
Eleven Men Out
Chaos
Uma Aventura do Zico
The Wild Soccer Bunch 4
No era penal... era puñal
When Saturday Comes
There's Only One Jimmy Grimble
Fever Pitch
The Miracle of Bern