As it turns out, incest isn't even a game for a family of vampires to play and so the ceturies-old residents of London's Carfax Abbey are having some procreational difficulties. Unless they can procure some new blood (literally) the ''Rev. Ford'' (Gavin Reed) and his toothy flock are facing extinction. They might have hope, though, in the form of the affianced ''Susan' (Jackie Skarvellis) and fiancé ''Paul'' (Richmond Ross). If they can turn them into a snack then that might at least sustain them long enough to set off for the new world where there are lots of burger-filled Americans to restor…
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