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Things

Name: Things
Genre: Horror
Released: 1989-09-01
Duration: 84 min
Rating: 3.922

★ 3,9 /10 (32 Votes)

1989 EN 84 min

Overview

An impotent husband with a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.

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01/09/1989

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Conceived by a lunatic, hatched within a human womb...

Genres

Horror

Status

Released

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Runtime

84 min

Budget

$35,000

Website

www.things1989.com

Amber Lynn

Reporter

Barry J. Gillis

Don Drake

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Bruce Roach

Fred Horton

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Doug Bunston

Doug Drake

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Jan W. Pachul

Dr. Lucas

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Patricia Sadler

Susan Drake

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## What. Just...what? Lots of "in"s in this movie. Inexplicable, Inchereant, intolerable, the list goes on. Even Rifftrax can't make it tolerable. The blurb makes it sound like a cheap *Evil Dead* knockoff. The 2x4 Rami mounted their camera on has more acting talent than anyone in this movie. Amber's half-assing it, though she does have a whole ass to give for better productions. There is video proof of that at least.

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