Channel 9

Noa Siegel

Carrie Ackerman (segment: Channel 9 News Team)

Emma Lincoln

Shelly Caplan (segment: Channel 9 News Team)

Zach Wade

Dave Cavanaugh (segment: Channel 9 News Team)

Jason Linares

Dale Denton (segment: Channel 9 News Team)

Anthony DeVito

Tip O'Neill (segment: Channel 9 News Team)

Carissa Wadsack-Stewart

Middle School Teacher (segment: Channel 9 News Team)

Dylan Morse

Student (segment: Channel 9 News Team)

Eliza Scott

Student (Channel 9 News Team)

Talissa Wright

TeeTee (segment: Heartfelt Recipes)

PeePee

Himself (segment: Heartfelt Recipes)

Kare' Williams

Chad30 (segment: Chad30)

Richard Roberts

Ted (segment: Chad30)

Molly Hargrave

Marian (segment: The Colon of the Working Class)

Nicole Wheeler

The Hag (segment: The Colon of the Working Class)

Kyle McClellan

Dr. Jakobin (segment: The Colon of the Working Class)

Gabriel Ashton Brown

Peggy (segment: The Red Beast Commeth)

Kramer Kwalick

Pierre (segment: The Red Beast Commeth)

Jeremy Brown

Rudolf (segment: The Red Beast Commeth)

Mitch Biggums

Dr. Cornelius (segment: The Red Beast Commeth)

Ashley Allen

Milly (segment: IMG_5298)

Cleon Ony

Vincent (segment: IMG_5298)

Jonathan Heatley

Sam (segment: IMG_5298)

Charlie Roppolo

Nobody (segment: IMG_5298)

John Bonds

The Artist (segment: FUGU)

Karsyn Crank

The Daughter (segment: FUGU)

PJ Barnes

The Art Dealer (segment: FUGU)

Andrew Quintero

The Voice (segment: FUGU)

Lily Niehaus

Frustrated Woman (segment: Wonder Wipes)

Gabriel Waterhouse

Junior Detective Jack Minder (segment: The Mind's Eye)

Dan Mercer

Detective Bill Hodges (segment: The Mind's Eye)

Eliza Miller

Louise/Dead Body/Shadowy Figure (segment: The Mind's Eye)

Lonny King

Himself

Thomas Drago

Doctor (segment: Clankers 3D)

Alex Pokki

Patient (segment: Clankers 3D)

Divine Pipkins

Lionel "Smoothie" Schuster (segment: Legendade)

Olivian Ingledue

Waitress (segment: Turner and Turner Steakhouse)

Enrico Drago

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