Les Malheurs d'Alfred

Pierre Richard

Alfred Dhumonttiey

Anny Duperey

Agathe Bodard

Jean Carmet

Paul

Paul Préboist

Peasant

Yves Robert

Parisian television viewer

Paul Le Person

Fussy police officer at the deposition

Mario David

Kid Barrantin

Robert Dalban

Gustave, Morel's driver

Daniel Laloux

Johnny, member of the Parisian team

Jean Saudray

'Doc', member of the Parisian team

Yves Elliot

'Doc', member of the Parisian team

Marco Perrin

Orlandi, Kid's manager

Sin foto

Danou Valdrini

Pauline

Pierre Mondy

François Morel

Jean Obé

Person responsible for the selection tests

Sin foto

Jean Mermet

Exhibitionist

Evelyne Buyle

Lucrèce

Georges Beller

TV-loving cafe customer

Sin foto

André Nader

Parisian bartender

Patrick Messe

TV-loving cafe customer

Charles Charras

Television test examiner

Sin foto

Ren Villers

Catherine Morel

Serge Berry

Director of television testing

Jean Rupert

Maître d'hôtel

Sin foto

Charles Debord

Examiner at the selection test

Danielle Minazzoli

Pauline, Alfred's first lover