Hayseed

Jamie Shannon

Gordie

Deborah Theaker

Judy

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Stuart Bailey

Andy Warhol

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Christine Bellini

Marge

Paul Bellini

Gordie's Dad

Sarain Boylan

Heidi

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Bruce Deller

Mr. Black Laquer

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Marc Hickox

Emile

Elva Mai Hoover

Auntie Charity

Alex Karzis

Slim

Bruce LaBruce

Mr. Chartreuse

Dan Lett

Liam Burbage

Daniel MacIvor

Mr. Taupe

Shelly Mars

Rita

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Steve McKay

Speedo (voice)

Mark McKinney

Alien Doctor

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Trout McNally

Baby

Dan Redican

The Saddest Man in the World

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Jeff Rogers

Trevor

Scott Thompson

J.D. Wood

Maria Vacratsis

Auntie Prudence