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John Thomson

John Thomson

Known for: Acting

Born 02/04/1969
Place of birth Salford, Lancashire, England, UK

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Filmography

Midsomer Murders Series ★ 7,5

Midsomer Murders

Cooper Steinem

1997

Death in Paradise Series ★ 7,5

Death in Paradise

DCI Chris Ricketts

2011

Top of the Pops Series ★ 6,7

Top of the Pops

Self - Host

1964

Silent Witness Series ★ 7,5

Silent Witness

DI Warren Bull

1996

Father Brown Series ★ 7,6

Father Brown

John Banks

2013

Skins Series ★ 8,1

Skins

Sam Brooks

2007

Waterloo Road Series ★ 7,1

Waterloo Road

Nelson Smith

2006

Ready, Steady, Cook Series ★ 8,0

Ready, Steady, Cook

Self - Guest

1994

8 Out of 10 Cats Series ★ 7,2

8 Out of 10 Cats

Self

2005

Never Mind the Buzzcocks Series ★ 7,0

Never Mind the Buzzcocks

Self - Panellist

1996

Celebrity Juice Series ★ 6,6

Celebrity Juice

Self

2008

The Jonathan Ross Show Series ★ 5,3

The Jonathan Ross Show

Self

2011

Brassic Series ★ 8,4

Brassic

Colin Popov

2019

Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Series ★ 6,0

Celebrity Antiques Road Trip

Self - Participant

2011

The Gentlemen Series ★ 7,8

The Gentlemen

Frank

2024

Pie in the Sky Series ★ 8,4

Pie in the Sky

Andrew Vernon

1994

Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway Series ★ 6,2

Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway

Self

2002

Soldier Soldier Series ★ 6,8

Soldier Soldier

Sgt Dunn

1991

Richard Osman's House of Games Series ★ 6,1

Richard Osman's House of Games

Self - Contestant

2017

Sister Boniface Mysteries Series ★ 6,4

Sister Boniface Mysteries

Leonard Monk

2022

Shooting Stars Series ★ 7,7

Shooting Stars

Self

1993

Cold Feet Series ★ 7,7

Cold Feet

Pete Gifford

1998

McDonald & Dodds Series ★ 7,6

McDonald & Dodds

Jimmy Daly

2020

Murder in Mind Series ★ 8,3

Murder in Mind

Alan Squires

2001

Celebrity Mastermind Series ★ 6,0

Celebrity Mastermind

2003

Celebrity Mastermind Series ★ 6,0

Celebrity Mastermind

Self - Contestant

2003

The Weakest Link Series ★ 6,0

The Weakest Link

Self

2021

Murder Most Horrid Series ★ 6,9

Murder Most Horrid

Daniel Hoffmeyer

1991

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled Series ★ 7,2

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled

Self

2014

Series ★ 7,0

The Terry and Gaby Show

2003

Celebrity Catchphrase Series ★ 10,0

Celebrity Catchphrase

Self

2018

Kingdom Series ★ 7,1

Kingdom

Nigel Pearson

2007

Plebs Series ★ 7,2

Plebs

Mr. Adolphus

2013

Men Behaving Badly Series ★ 7,2

Men Behaving Badly

Ken

1992

Catchphrase Series ★ 4,0

Catchphrase

2013

The Fast Show Series ★ 7,8

The Fast Show

Various Characters

1994

Fackham Hall Film ★ 6,7

Fackham Hall

Bill

2025

Through the Keyhole Series ★ 6,0

Through the Keyhole

Self

2013

Through the Keyhole Series ★ 6,0

Through the Keyhole

Self - Panelist

2013

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit Film ★ 7,1

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Mr. Windfall (voice)

2005

Grimsby Film ★ 6,0

Grimsby

Bob Tolliver

2016

Series ★ 6,3

The Chase: Celebrity Special

Self

2011

Art Detectives Series ★ 7,0

Art Detectives

William Titchfield

2025

Tipping Point: Lucky Stars Series ★ 7,5

Tipping Point: Lucky Stars

Self - Contestant

2013

Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun Series ★ 7,5

Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun

Self - Narrator

2016

Series

BBC Comedy Feeds

Steve

2012

Angela and Friends Series ★ 5,0

Angela and Friends

2009

Comic Relief Does Fame Academy Series ★ 8,0

Comic Relief Does Fame Academy

2003

Series ★ 6,8

Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)

2000

Series ★ 5,3

Harry

Royo

1993

Inkheart Film ★ 6,3

Inkheart

Darius

2008

Captivated Series ★ 6,5

Captivated

Geoff

2024

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge Series ★ 7,8

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge

Petty Officer Alan Partridge

1994

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge Series ★ 7,8

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge

Joe Beasley

1994

Dog Loves Books Series

Dog Loves Books

Dog (voice)

2020

Roger Roger Series ★ 9,0

Roger Roger

Barry

1998

Sooty Series ★ 7,5

Sooty

The Boss

2011

Dr Terrible's House of Horrible Series ★ 7,0

Dr Terrible's House of Horrible

Sir Donald Tyburn

2001

Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit Series ★ 6,4

Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit

Self

2016

Strange Hill High Series ★ 6,5

Strange Hill High

Various (voice)

2013

Blackpool Series ★ 6,9

Blackpool

2004

The Job Lot Series ★ 7,3

The Job Lot

Kevin

2013

This Time with Alan Partridge Series ★ 7,8

This Time with Alan Partridge

Joe Beasley

2019

New Street Law Series ★ 6,6

New Street Law

Charlie Darling

2006

Pond Life Series ★ 7,2

Pond Life

1996

Monkey Trousers Series ★ 7,5

Monkey Trousers

2005

Coogan's Run Series ★ 6,4

Coogan's Run

Fat Bob

1995

24 Hour Party People Film ★ 7,0

24 Hour Party People

Charles

2002

This Morning Series ★ 5,2

This Morning

Self

1988

Crapston Villas Series ★ 7,5

Crapston Villas

1995

The Day Today Series ★ 8,2

The Day Today

Treasurer

1994

Series ★ 6,5

It's Only TV But I Like It

Self

1999

The 1970s: Those Were the Days Series ★ 8,0

The 1970s: Those Were the Days

Self - Narrator

2024

Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners Series ★ 6,5

Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners

Self - Narrator

2013

Fist of Fun Series ★ 7,0

Fist of Fun

Pied Piper of Hamelin

1995

Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong Series ★ 4,0

Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong

Self

2008

The Man Who Knew Too Little Film ★ 6,4

The Man Who Knew Too Little

Dimitri

1997

Celebrity Lingo Series ★ 7,3

Celebrity Lingo

Self - Contestant

2022

The Mimic Series ★ 5,7

The Mimic

Nigel Lord

2013

All Star Mr & Mrs Series

All Star Mr & Mrs

2008

Mobile Series ★ 4,0

Mobile

Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist

2007

Series ★ 7,0

Johnny Vaughan Tonight

Self

2002

Dodger Series ★ 5,6

Dodger

Farmer Grundles

2022

Paul Merton: The Series Series ★ 6,0

Paul Merton: The Series

1991

Nightborn Film

Nightborn

Jon's Father

2026

Series ★ 6,3

Blue Heaven

Waiter 2

1992

Paul Sinha's TV Showdown Series ★ 5,8

Paul Sinha's TV Showdown

Self - Contestant

2021

Film

Dangerous Lady

1995

Big Top Series ★ 2,0

Big Top

Geoff

2009

Ghosthunting With... Series

Ghosthunting With...

2006

Shane the Chef Series

Shane the Chef

2018

The World of Lee Evans Series ★ 7,0

The World of Lee Evans

Customer

1995

Film ★ 7,5

Station Jim

Harold

2001

Fat Slags Film ★ 3,4

Fat Slags

Foreman

2004

Series ★ 5,0

Heads or Tails

Self - Contestant

2009

Last Train to Christmas Film ★ 5,6

Last Train to Christmas

Vic

2021

Series

Saturday Live

Cabbie

1996

Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night Series

Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night

Self - Team Captain

Celebrity Puzzling Series

Celebrity Puzzling

Self - Panellist

2025

Ted & Ralph Film ★ 7,0

Ted & Ralph

Vicar

1998

Born Romantic Film ★ 6,0

Born Romantic

First Cab Driver

2000

The Young Poisoner's Handbook Film ★ 6,7

The Young Poisoner's Handbook

Nathan

1995

Billionaire Boy Film ★ 5,7

Billionaire Boy

Len

2016

The Lock Up Series ★ 0,5

The Lock Up

Narrator

2011

Dying Laughing Film ★ 6,4

Dying Laughing

Self

2017

Northern Soul Film ★ 5,8

Northern Soul

Terry

2014

Engineering the World Rally Series

Engineering the World Rally

Himself - Narrator

2007

Film ★ 2,5

Fungus The Bogeyman

2015

Red Riding Hood: After Ever After Film ★ 7,0

Red Riding Hood: After Ever After

Plank

2022

Secret Life of the Auction House Series ★ 8,0

Secret Life of the Auction House

Self - Narrator (voice)

2025

Appointment with Dr. Terrible Film

Appointment with Dr. Terrible

Interviewee – Actor

2003

You Are Here Film ★ 8,0

You Are Here

Peter Keggy

1998

Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle Film ★ 7,1

Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle

Kevin Ruddock

2016

Roger Roger Film

Roger Roger

Barry

1996

Best Year Ever Series

Best Year Ever

Self - Actor

2022

Paul Calf's Video Diary Film ★ 8,0

Paul Calf's Video Diary

Fat Bob

1993

7 Up & Me Film ★ 7,5

7 Up & Me

Self

2019

Les Dawson Lost Tapes Film

Les Dawson Lost Tapes

Self

2021

Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley Film ★ 9,0

Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley

Bill (Flowerpot Man)

2009

Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two Series

Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two

Self

2024

Dog Eat Dog Film ★ 5,3

Dog Eat Dog

Football Coach

2001

Up 'n' Under Film ★ 5,2

Up 'n' Under

Stan

1998

Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era Film ★ 7,7

Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era

Simon Joke

1994

Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped Film

Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped

Narrator

2019

Pulp Film ★ 6,0

Pulp

Dave Burns

2013

Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show Film

Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show

Self

1999

Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story Film ★ 6,8

Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story

Himself

2019

The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa Film ★ 8,4

The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa

Self

2010

Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs Film

Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs

Self

2022

The People Before Film ★ 5,6

The People Before

Knotweed Man

2025

Film ★ 9,0

Pauline Calf's Wedding Video

Fat Bob

1994

Film

The Power of Darts

Narrator (voice)

2013

Dementamania Film ★ 4,4

Dementamania

2013

Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years Film ★ 6,5

Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years

Self

2020

The Flint Street Nativity Film ★ 5,9

The Flint Street Nativity

Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper

1999

The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases Film ★ 6,5

The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases

Self/Various Characters

2020

The Road to Coronation Street Film ★ 7,1

The Road to Coronation Street

Harry Kershaw

2010

Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More Film ★ 8,0

Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More

Self

2022

The Fast Show Live Film ★ 8,0

The Fast Show Live

1998

Help Point Film ★ 8,0

Help Point

Stephen

2013

The Dead Good Show Series

The Dead Good Show

Various

1992

The Weekenders Film ★ 8,5

The Weekenders

Policeman 1

1992

Caroline Aherne at the BBC Film

Caroline Aherne at the BBC

Self - Presenter

2016

The Dealer Film

The Dealer

Bat

2006

Bill and Ben Series ★ 6,0

Bill and Ben

2001

Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy Film ★ 8,0

Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy

Self

2023

The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases Film

The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases

Self

2020

Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd Film ★ 8,0

Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd

Bernard Right On/Various

1994

The People's Vet Series

The People's Vet

Self - Narrator

2018

Evidently... John Cooper Clarke Film ★ 9,0

Evidently... John Cooper Clarke

Himself

2012

Uncle Wormsley's Christmas Film ★ 6,0

Uncle Wormsley's Christmas

Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers

2012

Film ★ 5,0

The Girl with Brains in Her Feet

Mr. Loughborough

1997

Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?! Film

Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!

Narrator

2021

Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...' Film ★ 10,0

Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'

Self - Narrator (voice)

2007

Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton Series ★ 8,0

Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton

Bernard Righton

VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon Film ★ 10,0

VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon

1996

The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa Film

The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa

Self

2023

Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car Film

Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car

2017