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Ted

Ted

6,5 /10 (13,181 Votes)
2012 EN 107 min

Overview

John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.

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Release date

29/06/2012

Votes

13,181

Popularity

19.3

Ted is coming.

Genres

Status

Released

Language

EN

Runtime

107 min

Budget

$50,000,000

Revenue

$549,368,315

Website

www.uphe.com
Mark Wahlberg

Mark Wahlberg

John Bennett

Mila Kunis

Mila Kunis

Lori Collins

Seth MacFarlane

Seth MacFarlane

Ted (voice)

Joel McHale

Joel McHale

Rex

Giovanni Ribisi

Giovanni Ribisi

Donny

Patrick Warburton

Patrick Warburton

Guy

Matt Walsh

Matt Walsh

Thomas

Jessica Barth

Jessica Barth

Tami-Lynn

Aedin Mincks

Aedin Mincks

Robert

Bill Smitrovich

Bill Smitrovich

Frank

Patrick Stewart

Patrick Stewart

Narrator (voice)

Norah Jones

Norah Jones

Norah Jones

Sam J. Jones

Sam J. Jones

Sam Jones

Tom Skerritt

Tom Skerritt

Tom Skerritt

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Bretton Manley

Young John

Ralph Garman

Ralph Garman

John's Dad

Alex Borstein

Alex Borstein

John's Mom

John Viener

John Viener

Alix

Laura Vandervoort

Laura Vandervoort

Tanya

Robert Wu

Robert Wu

Asian Man "Ming"

Ginger Gonzaga

Ginger Gonzaga

Gina

Jessica Stroup

Jessica Stroup

Tracy

Melissa Ordway

Melissa Ordway

Michelle

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Max Harris

Greenbaum Kid

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Zane Cowans

Kid #1 / Young Ted's Voice

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T.J. Hourigan

Kid #2

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Owen Clarke

Kid #3

Kristina Ellery

Kristina Ellery

Heavenly

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Katelyn Lorren

Cherene

Chanty Sok

Chanty Sok

Angelique

Sarah Fischer

Sarah Fischer

Sauvignon Blanc

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Cassie Djerf

Waitress

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Joe Siriani

Guy at Table #1

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Pat Shea

Guy at Table #2

Josh Duvendeck

Josh Duvendeck

Guy #1

Chris Cox

Chris Cox

Guy #2

Henry Penzi

Henry Penzi

Partygoer (Ted's Buddy)

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Tania Cabrera

Girl at Party

Colton Shires

Colton Shires

Teenage John

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Viera Andrea Moya

Plymouth PR Worker

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Heajee Kim

Club Girl

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Lydia Hannibal

Ellen

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Shawn Thornton

Crazy Guy

Eric Weinstein

Eric Weinstein

Stagehand

Danny Smith

Danny Smith

Waiter

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Mike Nikitas

Newscaster

Robin Hamilton

Robin Hamilton

Female Newscaster

Mike Henry

Mike Henry

Southern Newscaster

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Johnny Lee Davenport

Husband

Chris Everett

Chris Everett

Wife

Tara Strong

Tara Strong

Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited)

Ted Danson

Ted Danson

Ted Danson (uncredited)

Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Reynolds

Jared (uncredited)

Olivia Jordan

Olivia Jordan

Party Guest (uncredited)

Alexandra Creteau

Alexandra Creteau

Club Patron (uncredited)

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Emmalyn Anderson

Concert Attendee (uncredited)

John Franchi

John Franchi

Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited)

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Michael

2016-03-23

⭐ 7

Gerade in der Originalfassung ist „Ted“ ein anarchischer Spaß. Seth MacFarlane, der neben seiner Regiearbeit auch noch Ted spricht, hat ihr einen Film erschaffen, in dem kein Blatt vor den Mund genommen wird und vor allem davon lebt, dass Ted einfach in jeder Szene auf die eine oder andere Art daneben benimmt. Immer einen fiesen Spruch auf den Lippen sprudeln die Beleidigungen und unangebrachten Sätze nur so aus Ted heraus und wenn man bei menschlichen Protagonisten schnell das Gefühl hat, dass dieses Verhalten zu viel des Guten ist, kommt dies bei Ted nicht vor. Dies mag daran liegen, dass Te…

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tmdb27219454

2019-08-03

⭐ 4

Ted is THE poster child for the fact that every great concept doesn't automatically become a guaranteed winning project once it leaves the drawing board. This movie SCREAMS "Here's a great idea, but we just didn't know what to do with it." Whether it was because of lack of imagination or too many tokes on the community bong, nobody will ever know. Having a movie about a real-live Teddy Bear existing in the every day life of a 30-something underachiever sounds like a winning formula. However after the first few moments, the movie stalls, the dialog gets stale quickly and the majority of the …

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Kamurai

Kamurai

2021-06-13

⭐ 8

Great watch, will watch again, and do recommend. This is a stupid movie, it doesn't mean it's bad: it's not a great movie, but it is entertaining. I love stupid humor and dirt comedy, basically absurdist comedy which Seth MacFarlane excels at. The cast is great, and I think it would have been a very different movie if they had used anyone else in any role. The concept alone is unique and refreshing, "Did you see the movie about the teddy bwear that came to life?", that's this movie. You almost owe it to yourself to see such a unique concept. And they they do some fantastically st…

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